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UPDATE in 2020, this was initially created in 2009.. and obviously in 10+ years time, most links have died... so much for conservation. eventually i'll update them...

this web site was created on the vain notion that people rather like to google one another, especially themselves. in the creative [+ competitive] fields, it's all too easy to judge ones self importance on the web according to their listing on any given search engine. in the path of doing so, you are most likely to run into other 'uniquely named' individuals who happen to [unknowingly] be fighting for that first listing spotlight we all hold so dear. in the pursuit of seeing how i eeked out amongst the adversaries, i was surprised to learn just how many of me exist. ranging from the same profession to one instance of being labeled a scam artist, there have been some ___+ ted davis' out there to get lost amongst. this webpage pays tribute to those who were fortunate enough to be granted such a name by their parents. enjoy!  [close]
created this webpageam a member of the Miami Ruby Brigadehad amassed a tone-wood sanctuaryam the chairman Chairman of Talking Newspaper Enterprisesjust want to be a part of their educational voyagekeep my cat away from the toilet paperbuild environmentally safe affordable homeshave the mind of a capitalist and the heart of a socialistam an architect - innovator - designercontrolled mosquitoshave a facebook accountam an actor + photographerhave a 4 member fan clubwas a featherweight professional boxeram a licensed Texas Real Estate Brokeram a trusteeam a basketball coacham a roadput out a record called The Maple Leaflet my fictitious name expiream reporting on the Bucksplayed professional footballam currently active in floridahave a cat named Neue Haas Grotesk Helveticahave a dash before my nameam a creative directorpose for photographswill make your event environmentally friendlywas quoted for a conspiracy theoryam a captainrace motorcyclesam a scam artistam a clinical psychologistDrove through time on the Silk Roadplayed professional baseballam an anti-semiteown a trailer parkam known as Mr. Baseballbequeathed my large collection of works artam currently not active in floridaam a vice presidentam linked indraw guitar plansam a building managerpractice trademark lawgave a lecture on trademark lawgave a lecture on handling fiscal issues within your stateam a family doctorwas a heavyweight professional boxerconvert text to imagestweetam a family and divorce lawyerbring a wealth of talentmay race the oldest boat everam a left-fielderwas an extraordinary scholarwas a fine artistwas an SNL characteram also a photographeram a qualifying mountain bikerstarted an enterpriseput my name in “quotes”was looking for and usually finding a card gameam a professional 3D texture painteram BACHELORMANam a guitaram the presidentbuild rustic art and furnitureteach you how to make it in the real worldhack IKEAuse 4 aliasesbuilt fine handcrafted musical instrumentsam the chairman of a Church Audit Committeeam fluent in Spanishdesign flight simulator sceneryam a CEOwrite poetryam the director of St. Francis’ Tablepartake in debates on evolution want to be your favorite place to shopam a board memberwas one of the pioneers of geomechanics in Australiastarted a bicycle museumexcavated in Egypthandle worldwide saleswork with alloysmake political campaign contributionsam a used car salesmanblog about my photosstarted a namesake churchhad a 25th reunionplay traditional Irish musicinvestigate UFOsknow a lot about magnetsam an information technology directorpromote technical solutionswas a CHP Officerhave been helping people reach their goals for 6 years
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