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UPDATE in 2020, this was initially created in 2009.. and obviously in 10+ years time, most links have died... so much for conservation. eventually i'll update them...

this web site was created on the vain notion that people rather like to google one another, especially themselves. in the creative [+ competitive] fields, it's all too easy to judge ones self importance on the web according to their listing on any given search engine. in the path of doing so, you are most likely to run into other 'uniquely named' individuals who happen to [unknowingly] be fighting for that first listing spotlight we all hold so dear. in the pursuit of seeing how i eeked out amongst the adversaries, i was surprised to learn just how many of me exist. ranging from the same profession to one instance of being labeled a scam artist, there have been some ___+ ted davis' out there to get lost amongst. this webpage pays tribute to those who were fortunate enough to be granted such a name by their parents. enjoy!  [close]
created this webpagewrite poetrypartake in debates on evolution am BACHELORMANmake political campaign contributionsstarted a bicycle museumam known as Mr. Baseballinvestigate UFOsam a board memberam a scam artistam an architect - innovator - designerplayed professional footballam a creative directorcontrolled mosquitosam a family and divorce lawyertweetwas a fine artistpromote technical solutionsam fluent in Spanishhack IKEAam an actor + photographerkeep my cat away from the toilet paperam an information technology directorhave been helping people reach their goals for 6 yearswas a heavyweight professional boxeram a family doctorrace motorcyclesput my name in “quotes”am a professional 3D texture painterhad amassed a tone-wood sanctuarywas a CHP Officerbring a wealth of talentam currently active in floridalet my fictitious name expiream a left-fielderstarted a namesake churchhave a facebook accountjust want to be a part of their educational voyagehave the mind of a capitalist and the heart of a socialisthave a dash before my nameteach you how to make it in the real worldam a guitarexcavated in Egyptam a vice presidentam a roadhave a cat named Neue Haas Grotesk Helveticaam a licensed Texas Real Estate Brokerbuild rustic art and furniturewas a featherweight professional boxeram currently not active in floridaam linked inwas one of the pioneers of geomechanics in Australiaam a used car salesmanbequeathed my large collection of works arthad a 25th reunionam a qualifying mountain bikermay race the oldest boat everam the chairman Chairman of Talking Newspaper Enterpriseswas quoted for a conspiracy theoryam a CEOam a member of the Miami Ruby Brigadepose for photographsput out a record called The Maple Leafam a basketball coachwork with alloysuse 4 aliasesam also a photographeram an anti-semiteblog about my photosam a captainwas looking for and usually finding a card gameknow a lot about magnetsam the presidentstarted an enterpriseown a trailer parkhave a 4 member fan clubam reporting on the Buckspractice trademark lawdesign flight simulator scenerybuild environmentally safe affordable homeswill make your event environmentally friendlyplayed professional baseballbuilt fine handcrafted musical instrumentsgave a lecture on trademark lawam a building managerplay traditional Irish musicam a trusteewas an SNL characteram a clinical psychologistwant to be your favorite place to shophandle worldwide saleswas an extraordinary scholarconvert text to imagesam the chairman of a Church Audit Committeeam the director of St. Francis’ Tablegave a lecture on handling fiscal issues within your stateDrove through time on the Silk Roaddraw guitar plans
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