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UPDATE in 2020, this was initially created in 2009.. and obviously in 10+ years time, most links have died... so much for conservation. eventually i'll update them...

this web site was created on the vain notion that people rather like to google one another, especially themselves. in the creative [+ competitive] fields, it's all too easy to judge ones self importance on the web according to their listing on any given search engine. in the path of doing so, you are most likely to run into other 'uniquely named' individuals who happen to [unknowingly] be fighting for that first listing spotlight we all hold so dear. in the pursuit of seeing how i eeked out amongst the adversaries, i was surprised to learn just how many of me exist. ranging from the same profession to one instance of being labeled a scam artist, there have been some ___+ ted davis' out there to get lost amongst. this webpage pays tribute to those who were fortunate enough to be granted such a name by their parents. enjoy!  [close]
created this webpagecontrolled mosquitosam BACHELORMANam a board memberam a member of the Miami Ruby Brigadebuild environmentally safe affordable homesteach you how to make it in the real worldwas an extraordinary scholarexcavated in Egyptam a professional 3D texture painteram a CEOhad amassed a tone-wood sanctuarywas a featherweight professional boxerbuilt fine handcrafted musical instrumentswas a heavyweight professional boxerDrove through time on the Silk Roadstarted an enterpriseam known as Mr. Baseballam a trusteeblog about my photosam linked inam also a photographerpromote technical solutionsam currently active in floridalet my fictitious name expiream a vice presidentam fluent in Spanisham a roadpartake in debates on evolution am an anti-semiteam a clinical psychologistam a creative directordesign flight simulator sceneryplayed professional footballwas an SNL characterhave a facebook accountpose for photographsmay race the oldest boat everam a left-fielderdraw guitar plansam a used car salesmanwork with alloysbequeathed my large collection of works artam the chairman Chairman of Talking Newspaper Enterprisesam a family doctorrace motorcycleshave the mind of a capitalist and the heart of a socialistuse 4 aliaseswas one of the pioneers of geomechanics in Australiaam a licensed Texas Real Estate Brokeram a basketball coachbring a wealth of talentgave a lecture on handling fiscal issues within your statewas a CHP Officerhave been helping people reach their goals for 6 yearsconvert text to imageswas a fine artistplay traditional Irish musicown a trailer parkam a scam artistam the director of St. Francis’ Tableam reporting on the Buckshave a 4 member fan clubam an actor + photographerkeep my cat away from the toilet paperhack IKEAgave a lecture on trademark lawput out a record called The Maple Leafam a building manageram currently not active in floridatweetmake political campaign contributionsinvestigate UFOspractice trademark lawwas quoted for a conspiracy theorybuild rustic art and furnitureplayed professional baseballam an architect - innovator - designeram an information technology directoram a qualifying mountain bikerhad a 25th reunionam a family and divorce lawyerhave a cat named Neue Haas Grotesk Helveticastarted a namesake churcham the chairman of a Church Audit Committeeknow a lot about magnetsput my name in “quotes”am a captainam the presidentam a guitarhave a dash before my namewant to be your favorite place to shopwill make your event environmentally friendlyhandle worldwide salesjust want to be a part of their educational voyagewas looking for and usually finding a card gamewrite poetrystarted a bicycle museum
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