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UPDATE in 2020, this was initially created in 2009.. and obviously in 10+ years time, most links have died... so much for conservation. eventually i'll update them...

this web site was created on the vain notion that people rather like to google one another, especially themselves. in the creative [+ competitive] fields, it's all too easy to judge ones self importance on the web according to their listing on any given search engine. in the path of doing so, you are most likely to run into other 'uniquely named' individuals who happen to [unknowingly] be fighting for that first listing spotlight we all hold so dear. in the pursuit of seeing how i eeked out amongst the adversaries, i was surprised to learn just how many of me exist. ranging from the same profession to one instance of being labeled a scam artist, there have been some ___+ ted davis' out there to get lost amongst. this webpage pays tribute to those who were fortunate enough to be granted such a name by their parents. enjoy!  [close]
created this webpageam reporting on the Bucksam a guitarhack IKEAwas quoted for a conspiracy theoryhave a dash before my nameplayed professional footballuse 4 aliasesexcavated in Egypthad amassed a tone-wood sanctuarylet my fictitious name expiregave a lecture on handling fiscal issues within your stateam an architect - innovator - designerkeep my cat away from the toilet paperam currently not active in floridagave a lecture on trademark lawam a roadwas one of the pioneers of geomechanics in Australiaam BACHELORMANteach you how to make it in the real worldDrove through time on the Silk Roadam the chairman Chairman of Talking Newspaper Enterpriseshave been helping people reach their goals for 6 yearsam a licensed Texas Real Estate Brokertweetam a clinical psychologiststarted an enterpriseam the presidentam linked inam a professional 3D texture painterjust want to be a part of their educational voyagebequeathed my large collection of works artwas looking for and usually finding a card gameam also a photographeram a qualifying mountain bikeram a CEOhave a 4 member fan clubam a building manageram a board memberrace motorcyclesblog about my photosam a scam artistam a member of the Miami Ruby Brigademake political campaign contributionsam an information technology directorpromote technical solutionsam known as Mr. Baseballown a trailer parkwas an extraordinary scholaram a captainwork with alloysstarted a bicycle museumplay traditional Irish musicpose for photographsam the chairman of a Church Audit Committeewas an SNL characterdraw guitar plansbring a wealth of talentpartake in debates on evolution controlled mosquitosplayed professional baseballhandle worldwide saleswas a CHP Officeram a basketball coachmay race the oldest boat everam currently active in floridahave the mind of a capitalist and the heart of a socialistinvestigate UFOsam a left-fielderwas a heavyweight professional boxeram a trusteehave a cat named Neue Haas Grotesk Helveticahad a 25th reunionput my name in “quotes”started a namesake churchbuild rustic art and furniturebuilt fine handcrafted musical instrumentsam a creative directoram the director of St. Francis’ Tabledesign flight simulator sceneryconvert text to imagesam fluent in Spanishwill make your event environmentally friendlyam a vice presidenthave a facebook accountam a family and divorce lawyerbuild environmentally safe affordable homesknow a lot about magnetsam a used car salesmanam a family doctorwrite poetrypractice trademark lawam an actor + photographerput out a record called The Maple Leafwant to be your favorite place to shopwas a featherweight professional boxeram an anti-semitewas a fine artist
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